Friday, October 12, 2007

should I stay or should I go

When is a good time to leave your lover?

Ally :
If you catch him "having relations" with a gerbil. That's kind of a huge sign and you should probably leave. ASAP. Like yesterday.

Leanne:
When they tell you to put on bug spray so you don't get West Nile because "I'm not gonna push you around in a wheelchair." That, or when you find parking tickets with the address of a friend's house on them dated to 5 a.m.

Joshua:
When they say they don’t love you any more, and you laugh because you think it’s one of their jokes, but actually they're being serious...and you start crying and then they start hitting you. when that exact sequence of events occurs it is a strong indication.


Bunmi:
When you have nothing to say to each other and you just don't laugh any more. And when you feel like you are just dragging each other down... down... down...

Krista:
When the pain of staying with them is greater than the pain of leaving. Or when you know in your heart of hearts that you're no longer in love with them and chances are that will never be rekindled.

Brian:
A good sign is when they ask you to make room in the closet for their new partner's stuff...

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