I bought an issue of COSMOPOLITAN magazine yesterday. The reason why I bought it -- other than the article about the future of performance art and the three-part series on how Fallujah Battle May Carry Heavy Political Price for Iraqi Government -- was because of this coverline:
WHY YOU SHOULD BE A JEALOUS BITCH!
Here are some highlights from that particular article:
"[...], but it is okay to casually point out specific things that irk you -- like when a friend flirts with him or he repeatedly brings up a female coworker you distrust.
Just keep the comments directed at the chick's behaviour so you don't seem like you're trying to control him. Examples: 'I don't like the way she was hanging all over you' or "Could she show any more cleveage?'"
Nice.
The same issue also offers these tips:
From the article "Get a Conversation Rolling"
Before a social event, peruse the news and check out the daily Conversation Starter at cosmopolitan.com so you'll have fascinating things to talk about (just skip the heavy issues).
From "Get to Know the Inner You"
Consider: Who is your fave female celeb and why? She may possess qualities you hope to cultivate in yourself.
From "I Catch Cheaters for a Living" sidebar "Cheat-Proof Your Relationship"
Suggest getting together with his female friend or coworker if he seems to mention her a lot. The woman in question will be less likely to move in on your man if she knows (and likes) you.
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When going to dinner parties, I like to bring a macramé toilet-roll cozy for the hostess, and always help the other ladies in the kitchen. WTF? Is it 1974?
As for safe-guarding my man, I tell all the women in the vicinity that I have a serious communicable STD, that way I can trust that those hoes won't step.
obviously she could not have been showing anymore cleavage...i don't need a fucking magazine article to tell me that -- it's like, 'why dont you put those sweater puppies back in the kennel, whore!'
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