257 replies to my ad on craigslist

I have done it. I am not embarrassed by it. It’s cool and a little risky, too, which is also exciting. In my previous life, I posted an ad on Craigslist that said I was bored but not looking to be in a relationship. I posted the ad on Wednesday and by Sunday I had to remove it. I got more than 250 replies. I didn’t post a picture. But I did get a lot of pictures. And not just pictures of faces or private jets (yes) or puppies. Hey, why not, you got it, flaunt it, I guess. Ahem. In any case, there were so many replies that I stopped opening my messages after 50 or so. Here are a few that I’ve opened. I have removed bits that could possibly identify the repliers. Also, for the record, I do feel slightly guilty for posting these. But not guilty enough to rob you off the pleasure of sharing my Inbox with you:


I am attached and looking for some fun, NSA and discreet. NOT looking to change your situation or mine. I would very much like to see a few pictures of you and chat. I work downtown and live in the east. Im at XXX XX and XXXXXXXXX. 32, 5'10, short blonde hair, brown eyes, 220lbs in shape. I have attached my favourite pic, will send more and better pics if you reply...I hope you do. Ciao 4 now :)

Hi, my name is dennis and i am 26 5'10 175 nice body and looking for the same thing you are,i am involved with someone but looking to play on the side,i am very openminded and love to try new things, if you like you can call me 416 XXX XXXX

I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm 6ft2 170lbs lean/reasonably fit 33 years old and married. I don't see the significant other as much as I'd like and I'm far hornier than her at any rate... So some side play is definitely in order. However, I don't plan on changing my situation so discretion's important to me. I don't have any piercings/tats I'd have dark hair, but I shave my head and wear a goatee. No pressure, no strings... Just some good times. You can always try catching me on MSN as XXXXXXXX @ yahoo. com

I would take you from behind and make you want more. I am willing and able, well built and handsome.

Heya sexy, how ya doing?? :-)
I was hoping that you might keep me in mind for the next time you want to have some fun. :-) I'm open minded, always up for a lot of fun, have a lot of stamina, and know that we would have a great time together, so write me back. :-)
I'm 6'4" tall, weigh 190 lbs, short brownish hair (turns reddish in the summer, VERY dark brown eyes (almost black), and I've got one more measurement, curious?? ;-)
[Pics of a private jet attached. Yes, "jet" as in "plane".]

So, my deal in a nutshell: I'm married, 34, a professional in a creative industry, well-read, intelligent (and actually don't suffer stupid people with grace or patience). Open-minded, but not a man-whore. I have a fairly dry, sardonic sense of humour. At risk of coming off as arrogant (I hate arrogance), I suspect you won't be too disappointed physically...I've done some small modeling gigs (no, don't look for me in the Sears catalogue), and been told I'm good-looking (by people other than those I'm related to). I'm 6'1", 200 pounds, and a still a competitive athlete.

Saw your CL post. I'm 36, married but my eyes are wondering. Do I want to change my current status? Do I want to change yours? Certainly not. So why am I doing this? Cuz, if I don't do something for myself quick, I think I might go nuts... postal.... just lose it.... anywho, so here I am.

Hi there... Saw your ad on Craigslist... I'll be staying at an airport hotel tonight so... if you're looking for a little NSA excitement... let me know.

If you'll get a chance to read this, (after syphoning thru hundreds of responses and penis pics), hello, my name is E and I'd like to apply for the multiple positions of ongoing NSA guy. References from various committed women will not be provided, but I can assure you that they were quite happy with the experience.I am older, 40, well-established, own my own home (XXXX XXXX area). Not looking for a commitment, just a little bit flirting, a little bit of kissing and possibly a nice ongoing 'black hole', a place where you can disappear for a few hours, come back happier, a little sore and a lot more mischievous or evil.